There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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