And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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