Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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