STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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