Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
