Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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