we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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