Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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