Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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