He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
