I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she looked like the before picture.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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