I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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