Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize