remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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