I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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