My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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