Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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