just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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