Small penises have feelings too.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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