the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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