i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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