What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just want to make out with him forever
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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