quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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