My brain says no but my pants say off.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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