Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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