No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
There's even glitter on my cock...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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