butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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