She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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