For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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