I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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