It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I am naked and annoyed.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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