Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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