Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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