I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
