I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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