Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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