is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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