I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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