so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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