You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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