so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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