i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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