I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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