I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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