Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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