i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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