aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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