in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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