So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
