If that was your dad, he is hot
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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