saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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