i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
