i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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